Showing posts with label polyethylene bags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label polyethylene bags. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

witches' knickers

"Witches' knickers" is the term for polyethylene bags: the reason is that they tend to stick to trees in strong winds, and float in the gale (you may not find the term in the dictionary, though – not yet, anyway).

The first thing that Khaleda Zia did when she became prime minister for the second time was to ban the use of these knickers; I sorely missed those undergarments: they were so sturdy! You could carry a ton of stuff in them without breaking them. Naturally: witches need strong panties, no doubt.

Now, Khaleda Zia is rotting in jail.
Moral of the lesson: don't mess with witches – especially their knickers.

[for the etymology of 'witches' knickers', see "Plastics of Evil", The Economist, 31st March, 2007, p. 40]